Digital Transformation: So many starting points, so many decisions to make, so much uncertainty and too less support, resources and time. The originators? In many cases: old-school businesses with faulty processes and yesterday’s mindsets. The victims? All businesses that are now left insecure what is right and what is wrong. There is no easy way to solve the riddle? Behold! Now there is: the Digital Transformation Simulator 18. You’re welcome.
You heard right, there’s an app for that. Vaguely describe a pain and the Digital Transformation Simulator 18 provides all required details, plans, project charters and questionnaires to tackle the pain and solve this issue once and for all. Guaranteed or money back! What money you ask? This is the best part, it’s completely free.
- Simple game mechanics. Just start bullshitting and impress everyone around you.
- Plain waterfall and antiquated technology renamed agile and cutting edge. FTW.
- It’s actually last years bullshit but with a new name and cover. Nobody will notice!
- All trends and hypes are included, no in-game purchases required.
- Perfectly fits every industry and business model.
- No wrong decisions, every turn is a triumphant epiphany.
- Import savegames from failed projects and make them a success instantly.
- Export all documents and vague specifications for a mind-boggling RFP process.
- Game-changing single player and multiplayer mode. Now also runs in the cloud.
- Unlock achievements for XBOX, Steam, NEOCOM and basically every webshop award.